NurseNoir:
What have you done with Ms. Streisand???? You bastards!!!
Beedo:
That's more of a crown. Coronets are simpler and more understated.
Beedo:
"This just in... News reporter has a tiny peni... HEY!"
Beedo:
Just sit right back, and you'll here a tale.... (Well, captions aren't suited to mimicking TV theme tunes, okay?)
Beedo:
Here's the annotated list of why I won't sleep with you, sir.
Amon:
I have to admit, Brazil's coastal defense certainly is impressive, if not imaginative.
FlyingDutchman1971:
The Linda Lovlace Story, this weekend on Cartoon Network.
screaming_fist:
I figure America could use a visit from ole Duke.
144b:
Edward R. Murrow says, "I smoke anything that has tobacco in it."
144b:
The riot started in the food court as the Chic-Fillet workers picked a fight with the workers at Seyswan's Stir-Fry.
tinaw:
Say you need her with paper towels!
screaming_fist:
SLEEEEEEEP
screaming_fist:
The Spinach float was popular among the health-conscious.
gleeb:
Henry was the unluckiest of skydivers.
gleeb:
Hi. We're elephants. We'd just like to say, no, we don't want a peanut. But if you have 500 lbs. of cool, leavy vegetation you're not using, that'd be nice. Thanks for your time.
gleeb:
Them have settled down in a nice little duplex.
DimensionalAvenger:
You, too, could be a communist. With the new CommieEasy Home-Test, you can test yourself for Communist tendicies. If the strip is clear, you're a proud American. If it's red, you're a Communist...
Racerex:
"You're looking at my ears, aren't you?"