Billy_Zoom:
"Yes, comrade, in my opinion, the K-19 nuclear submarine is perfectly safe..."
144b:
I'm just saying is that hat makes you look lke a sissy, is all boss.
144b:
At last, less states to remenerize. No more two Dakotas or New Mexico.
tinaw:
Slave owning plantation farms... OF THE FUTURE!
tinaw:
o/' I ain't pickin cotton fo' yo' sorry ass no mo'/ I's gwyne ta bus' a cap in yo' ass t'night.. o/'
NurseNoir:
Modern farm equipment makes corpse disposal a breeze!
NurseNoir:
Uncle Elmer swore that performing the Macarena for his cows every morning increased milk production.
stareater:
If this is that damn checker-playing chicken, I'm deep frying his ass!
y_u_i_otta:
You never think about it, but there must be such a thing as a dildo factory.
y_u_i_otta:
Get outta the way, kid. I was playin' here first!
y_u_i_otta:
This is Mr. Munson. He taste tests all our new products. Now that he's back from his extended medical leave, you'll be working together.
Moatas:
Billy, the school's Over Achiever; out does everybody when the class learns to make ciggeritte lighter.
amycamus:
The Doo-Dah Parade presents The Milk Man Marching Band.
amycamus:
November 12, 1952. Several thousand people gather for more than two hours to watch an empty field, applauding inexplicably at times, and then all leave at once.
rickubis:
Why, it's not half past the monkey's ass, a quarter till his balls at all!
YibbleGuy:
o/` "All the boys/ Think she's from the South/ She's got/ Elvis Presley Mouth."
gleeb:
The chemistry was mutual and instantaneous. And, that evening, in a rest stop outside of Nornal, Indiana, he plucked her rose.
tinaw:
"So Dick, we're gonna spend a few hours at my out-of-the-way stately manor, then head to the Justice League."