Humoriste:
Listen, Lady, there will be no more catalog shopping for you. I am tired of seeing that UPS truck!!!
Humoriste:
Must focus on digging -- must not think ---- evil thoughts ----- (Bossie, in background) "Moooooooo."
Amon:
"I don't know why you can't just shit on the ground like the rest of the cows! Always the prima-donna. I'll have your shithole dug in a minute, Bessie..."
Amon:
Are you sure this isn't a Sci Fi Channel feed? Look at what this guy is trying to shovel us...
Amon:
EPT isn't just for you. Let the husband, boyfriend, tennis pro or sugar daddy participate, too!
Amon:
"No, it's too white. What's on the next page? No, too *bricky*... What else you got?"
Amon:
It took me five Stretch-Armstrongs to get it this full.
Amon:
.oO (You know, if I had another one of these, and some lubricating gel...)
JohnSteed:
JohnSteed's place any given Saturday night. Except that would be Cowboy Bebop on the TV
NurseNoir:
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!* "Ahem... I SAID don't touch that dial. Now go back and sit down."
NurseNoir:
The TV is stealing his soul: you can see it being pulled out through his mouth!
YibbleGuy:
"I LIKE a man with a pack of generic cigarettes taped to his shoulder."
JAUSTRALIS:
"That's a sweet ride you got there, son... Score lots with it??"
CrazyBob:
C'mon Gladys, dig faster! I can't believe you buried Phil with the keys to his Golf Cart!
GersonK:
So, I take it this was before the pill?
The_Moatas:
Jeez, I'm too young to think about girls, too stupid for math and I'm too ugly to get by with my looks... I guess I'll have to get into politics.
Billy_Zoom:
"Side-to-side, Daniel-san," Mr. Miyagi says...
Billy_Zoom:
It's a live-action Mortimer Snerd...