gleeb:
Holy Crap. They really are going to head someone off at the pass.
gleeb:
That's it, Kid. Don't worry, the guitar will block everything. Yup, you're earning the easiest ten bucks of your young life.
tinaw:
"Let me move this guitar out the way so you can start earning your keep around here... dig?"
JAUSTRALIS:
...and this event went down as the worst Betty Crocker "bake-off" ever.
SirEnochTheChaste:
One of the lesser known Washington D.C. monuments is the Evil Lincoln Memorial.
Racerex:
"Now let's see, according to this treasure map, the gold is buried in a grave with a white marker ---- D'OH!"
Racerex:
"Hello, my name is Sal and I'm an alcoholic." // "This is a stockholder's meeting, Sal!" // "Oh."
Chebby:
"You dirty rat, you capped my picture, now I'm gonna show you a different kinda cap." *BLAM! BLAM!*
Chebby:
John Holmes' mom is awe struck after she found the old Kirby.
DoktorD:
Somehow, the "Running of the Humans" at Pamplona just wasn't as thrilling...
LongLiveRock:
Nasty Scars: Up Close and Personal!
WEIRD_1:
The kitchens never stop at Rosie O'Donell's house.
CapMidnight:
"We're here at the storied 18th hole at the LaBrea Tar-Pits Putt-Putt Golf Course... a challenging par-25 with the water and quicksand hazard... today, 92 bogeys, 12 golfers missing..."
MSTzilla:
Ralph buys a one way ticket to the moon and signs the card "To Alice, with love, R"
Billy_Zoom:
I was surrounded by hundreds of Chinese when I took the SATs, too...
MSTzilla:
...meanwhile, Mrs. Gasparov takes Mrs. Fischer's bishop.
AlexGariepy:
The photographer wanted a picture of the two trains going through both bridges, but he miscalculated Train B's speed...
beckett:
"It takes this much people to make THIS much Soylent Green, so remember to encourge your elderly to hurry up and croak!"