UpSky2:
"EEEWWW... it has CHOCOLATES inside. I wanted redhots!"
amycamus:
The twelve stages of Streisandism.
amycamus:
"I knew something was wrong," said Ed Farnsworth, the area man who possibly prevented a potentially deadly attack. "They weren't ducklings. These were all full grown ducks."
amycamus:
Here at Good Vibrations, we've combined ben-wah balls with a French Tickler. Why? Do you really need to ask?
cambria36:
I just wish somebody would have asked me first, "Polly want a fuckin' monkey, cat, and dog?"
Amon:
If you look closely, in the center of the vortex you can see the Sci Fi logo. The swirling pattern surrounding it represents its shows going down the toilet. The squiggly lines are new shows being sucked into the hell that is Sci Fi.
Amon:
I made potato salad. I hope you like it chunky style.
Amon:
Unsure what to get that special drug addict on your Christmas list? Well then, try new Cocaine in a Bottle"! We'll even tie a red bow on it for you if you order two or more! Operators are standing by.
Amon:
The Anklosaurus was perhaps one of the strangest dinosaurs...
CrazyBob:
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS...
Amon:
Perfectly camoflagued, the Tree Ape waits in hiding to strike another unsuspecting victim.
Amon:
The male peacock uses its tail feathers to attract a mate.
CrazyBob:
In binary code, the lights spell out "Got something for your ass, Taliban...
Amon:
A French soldier, unable to find an enemy general, surrenders to a stable boy.
CrazyBob:
"Look kid, we got ya the skin graft, now you gotta pay the price, now wash and wax my tiny car. The parade's in an hour!"
Beezo-Chan:
Go on. Stick your head in. There aren't any spinning blades inside. Honest.
Amon:
Obi Wan makes a break for the hanger of the Millenium Falcon.
CrazyBob:
Psst... I'm with the Young Babushka's League... big rally tonight in Collective Potato Farm Field #7... pass it on...