UnReality:
"A Demonic Tree Grows in Brooklyn"
Amon:
Sister Agnes, unable to make the journey to the Holy Land, stands outside the local YMCA and wails on it's wall.
CrazyBob:
Planet of the Giant Sea Monkeys
UnReality:
"Industrial Pictures Incorporated: making nature's wonders seem dull as dog shit since 1947."
CrazyBob:
"Ohh, fine... I'll just move out of the frame so I don't spoil your precious nature shot..."
Amon:
John Wayne made the mistake of taking the last turkey sandwich, and the cameraman is still a little pissed.
Moatas:
"At twenty-three cents a gallon, I'm filling the trunk of my car with gasoline, too."
Moatas:
All the kids that didn't 'duck and cover' during the drills are forced to stand in the direction of the incomming shockwave.
Amon:
Margaret was never popular with the boys. But the girls just *loved* her four-foot shlong!
CrazyBob:
"...hmm hmm hmm... Now I'll just set out some milk and cookies and maybe tonight I'll have my very own peeper!"
UnReality:
"Nice doggy, good doggy..." And that's when Timmy lost the hand.
CrazyBob:
Ross Perot... Billionaire... Conspiracy nut and Professional Jockey
CrazyBob:
If Russia had won the cold war, the entire state of Kansas would be covered with filthy Commie dung, just like this artist's rendering...
CrazyBob:
Don't just stand there boys, go develop some So Cal Real Estate!
amycamus:
I suppose that where there are Rockettes, there have to be Rocks.
E_the_E:
"Hold on while I throw you my toilet seat!"
E_the_E:
Holey, the Doughnut Sprite.
freak-o-d-week:
Rob Reiner takes directing classes...