SirEnochTheChaste:
"It was very nice of Bertolt Brecht to say that a shark keeps his teeth pearly white, but in fact our dental care leaves much to be desired. Still, enjoy the play."
SirEnochTheChaste:
"Why are you looking at my husband like that?"
Nyssa23:
Bertie Wooster's Victory Dance.
Generik:
"He's not really bad. He's just drawn that way." "Drat!"
SirEnochTheChaste:
The Charleston was one of the more popular dances with the bisexuals of the era.
JediClone:
Ten hours into the Martha Stewart Fire Sale and she STILL hasn't run out of furniture polish!
Generik:
"Hi kids, Satan's Penis here, reminding you that aerobic exercise is Satanic, and you should partake whenever possible. Go! Lift those legs! Pump those arms! Sweat! Hail Satan!"
Soozcat:
Any way you look at it, the symbols read "Bitch Responsible For Cancelling MST3K."
SirEnochTheChaste:
I'm getting mixed signals...
JediClone:
After all these years, the lady who invented Wing Dings is still single. None of the guys she's given her number to can read it.
SirEnochTheChaste:
Pamplona is a fine town when there are no bulls running free in the streets.
flowbear:
"Moo... Ha! Gotcha!"
flowbear:
"The only thing I dont understand is why we have to walk like chickens."
Moatas:
"As you all may remember, I was the lone 'nay' vote for this rebellion; but now I say; 'God Bless America!" "...thank you."
Moatas:
The Gerber baby's later trials into modeling were... well, they weren't remembered by... er... anyone, really...
Racerex:
"Excuse me. Are you two REAL bums, or just yuppies ousted by gentrification?"
Racerex:
"And using this simple formula, I can watch every Star Trek episode ever made, all at the same time."
UpSky2:
"But the girl in front is helping him wif his test! Why can't I help my Bobby here?"