Nyssa23:
"A cigarette? Don't mind if I do. At least I know *these* can't hurt me, unlike that sinful chocolate cake over there."
Nyssa23:
Decorating with Gaffer's Tape.
Buffoon:
Buffalo, NY sends a strategic nuclear strike.
Buffoon:
...the war escalates.
Buffoon:
It's the Mercedes of useless gadgets.
cambria36:
Fuck you AND your cracker.
cambria36:
Who says I don't have a pot-to-piss-in?
cambria36:
"Dracula's castle? Noooo, you MUST'nt go dere."
cambria36:
Gift for denture wearers.
cambria36:
It's Father's Day... wanna shake my PAW?
YibbleGuy:
"Hail Caesar! The good news: the new rattan triremes are lighter and cheaper than previous warships. The bad news: they sink immediately after launch, because of all the holes in the wicker."
YibbleGuy:
I call it "Piano With 82 Broken Key Hammers."
flowbear:
"I hate Dodge trucks."
nathanstrongbeam:
"Hey mister! Wanna buy? Cheap repros of the 'missing' posters from 9/11!"
nathanstrongbeam:
Dying Deer-Cam.
nathanstrongbeam:
One more crack about my name and I'll shove a cocka-ONE right up your ass!
SirEnochTheChaste:
Spontaneous golfer combustion. A sad case.
nathanstrongbeam:
When you put a marraige wreath around it, anchors really do aweigh alot.