144b:
Oh, Death. Where is thy sting!?
UpSky2:
Government Film #29237: "How To Get Stung"
144b:
Some scientists never outgrow the "pulling the wings off" bit.
AdCapper:
The very first Gumby episode featured Fetus Gumby
DoktorD:
o/~ Oh, where in the world do those Keebler cookies come from? o/~
DoktorD:
The embryo gives up all hope and shrinks back into a single cell.
DoktorD:
After the new ice age, they had to change the Universal logo just a tad.
DoktorD:
This is your brain in the vacuum of space.
Gasious:
It's a MAD HOUSE!
Chebby:
Huricane winds can drive hairs into steel: True or False?
GersonK:
...would rip through Lois' uterus, killing her. So the only person on Earth he could safely impregnate would be himself.
Meldrick:
"Whoa, dude, the waves are ripe today."
Nyssa23:
As the debris and body parts rain down around you, just remember that we all have to make sacrifices to preserve the American way of life.
GersonK:
"Hmmm, you're in trouble, it's more of a DubLub, instead of a LubDub."
Meldrick:
"It says, you're a 6." "What? I'm much hotter than that, read me again!" "Sorry man, the machine doesn't lie. You're just not that sexy."
Nyssa23:
How many kinds of freakin' ketchup do we really *need*?
Nyssa23:
Ladies, your home decor should always match your cosmetics.
Nyssa23:
Do you know how hard it is to find curtains colored "Fuck Me Red"??