nathanstrongbeam:
Martha Stewart attempts to crack the Beverly Hills tennis ball market.
LongLiveRock:
Sperm RACE!
cajunlust4lunch:
"That one looks like a unicorn! That looks like a rainbow! And that cloud looks like a B-2!"
UnReality:
"The Force is strong with this one."
UnReality:
"Eat hot glue gun of death, Nazi scum!"
UnReality:
"Hey! I can carpet bomb my house from here!"
GersonK:
Lorne Michaels Presents The Kids in the Hall
Moatas:
The morning comute has been different since the Terrorist destroyed all the oil fields
IllegalityGirl:
"Mom? When will it be the 80's?"
Moatas:
The Top ten men your mother warned you about
IllegalityGirl:
...they're all from the midwest, I'm sure of it.
Amon:
With the storm rolling in, Moses quickly completed the task God gave to him. Unfortunately, he got the wrong plans, and constructed a riverboat.
Amon:
I went to a fight, and a soccer game broke out!
cambria36:
Shipboard recreation on this cruise was limited to gathering on the aft deck each afternoon to watch Mr. Jakowski masterbate.
144b:
For those of you that missed it in 1939-1940
144b:
Play Freebird!! Whooo Hooo!!!
Amon:
Before Rommell made a name for himself in Northern Africa, he had a somewhat less successful campaign against the Finns.
E_the_E:
Number One: The Larch.