YingYang:
"Make her tits look bigger. No cellulite. Niiiice..."
YingYang:
"Hold up. First erection I've had in weeks and I'm gonna enjoy it, dammit!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Gee, thank you Tony Randall, I don't think I could ever get this dress done without your help.
UpSky2:
No need for pantyhose back then, I think...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Gee, Lumpy, I didn't know it would be so small...
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Crap! I forgot the condoms!!!
Mr_Bad_Movie:
"You have the pigs blood set up?" "Yeah!" "Let's do this thing!" "This is gonna be so funny that everyone's gonna die laughing!"
UpSky2:
.oO Her shoulders are satiny. Should we get married? But no, she has the same dress as Bjork. No way. Oo.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Ted thought he was being innovative when he brought his mom as his date.
UnReality:
No! No! No! It's *don't* go chasing waterfalls. Have we learned nothing from TLC?
UnReality:
"And this is where we dump the bodies. Next on our walking tour..."
UnReality:
"Give me a minute. I'm sure the 'Manos' set is around here somewhere..."
YingYang:
I can see my whorehouse from here!
RodRocket:
"Abner! It's the Stevens woman! She made that car appear out of thin air!"
Loodvig:
"Yep. Look at that. Krispy Kreme on one lot, Dunkin Donuts on the other. Good thing you sold the precinct backyard to them chief."
LongLiveRock:
Connect Four, All Right
BlueOnBlack:
Man, these Silicon Valley condos get more and more compact every year!
BlueOnBlack:
Yes, Nurse, this little worker bee's company just folded... but: all the PopTarts I can carry, woo hoo!