SpFXChic:
Jane tried as hard as she could to pull off her Billy Idol impersonation, but the eyes just didn't have it.
MoronPunisher:
"I'm just an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, this shiny thing is scary and unsettling to me. What is it?" "Windows XP."
hairfairy:
"This book on 101 New Hairdos really paid off!"
jildo:
The Klan goes out to burn some crosses.
twilight23:
We will do the rest of the dialogue in opera
flowbear:
"How many times have I told you that smuggling porno mags to far planets is illegal."
jildo:
"You took all my shirts! All I'm left with is this skanky thing!"
jildo:
Father, forgive us, for we have sinned. We're stealing the plot from The X-Files.
hairfairy:
If I stand just here... I can see the entire gym class showering
HearseLover:
Goldie Hawn IS Private Benjamin with no private place.
AlanPartridge:
I know its only paintball but my adrenaline is really pumping!
Triten:
"Oh, sorry, Dave, were you listening to that crappy AM station? Too bad."
davey23:
"Dear Diary, the future really sucks. There aren't any strip or sports bars and they've taken all the fun out of reproduction..."
Triten:
Aren't the homeless great, folks? Easy, cheap, disposable entertainment. Here we see One Armed Jack playing the garbage can, all to get a nickel. Silly Jack!
Phantosmos:
Barnum of Arabia
Phantosmos:
In an effort to improve his acting skills, Bill Nye the Science Guy fuses himself with the genes of the late Sir Laurence Olivier.
Phantosmos:
That night, George was pulled from his car and victimized by rabid fans of "Conan the Barbarian."
happy_fun_ball:
It's just not exciting anymore.