pearliepie1:
You know I thought that potato salad tasted a bit funny.
ColonelBeeker:
"Please let me out of this box. I promise I won't tell anyone about this place."
pearliepie1:
Hear me out people. I AM someone. So I buy my shirt at Sear Roebucks & drink instant coffee out of a styrofoam cup, but hey I set trends, not follow them.
pearliepie1:
Wow, man you had that many shares of Enron? Didn't you ever hear the word "diversification"?
pearliepie1:
So buster, where do you think you're going? We had a date, remember? And my bodyguard will make sure there's no funny stuff.
lil_amish_pumpkin:
I see Alanis Morrisette has a new album she's promoting
lil_amish_pumpkin:
Oh. It's Anthony Michael Hall (the poor man's Thomas Haden Church)
BrainBox33:
When the inventor of the Twinke makes a car.
Pharlan:
You kids BETTER be making out, or you'll have to leave!
KIPPAGE:
William Shatner chasing off Star Trek fans who should get a life...
Idiotbox98:
Lost scenes from "O Brother Where Art Thou"...
hairfairy:
So this is it?? This is the party??
hairfairy:
...and like no one likes me at school, and my grades are bad, my parents are such dweebs... I don't know why I'm telling you this.
SunnyD:
Clint Eastwood's long day at the office.
Saltydog:
"The dearly departed lived a decent life. What am I bid for his liver? Who'll say five hundred?"
SunnyD:
I'm gonna get Balboa.
poor_puss:
That's not where the fish live.
SunnyD:
the pixie fairy's plan a sneak attack on Santa Hitler and Grampa from The Gremlins