Zoogicub:
Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan are on the search for the elusive and legendary Mel Gibson-like career of Australia...
Zoogicub:
Kevin Costner and William Bendix in Hollywood's Charity Civil War re-enactment.
Zoogicub:
Eww, the XXX version of Ben-Hur.
Amon:
Alex Trebek quizzes "Jeopardy" contestant hopeful Phoebe Boufet on the ancient Sumerians
villain:
"You are our propoganda agent, find a way to associate baggy pants with Bagdhad. I'm tired of looking at both of them."
villain:
"Heeeeeey, you guys forgot to cut holes in my ghost costume!"
villain:
"Like my new tatoo? I got the idea from Charlie Manson."
villain:
If you actually think that color works for you, a pimple is the least of your worries!
villain:
"We'll just tie you up here, the camera will be over there, and R.Kelly productions will foot the bill!"
KirkShatner:
Today on Sightings, I'm afraid we have nothing but Elvis sightings to report... been kind of a slow week it seems
Coakley:
o/~ Too shy to shine, hush hush, eye-to-eye o/~
Coakley:
A young Donal Logue.
Amon:
I'm sensing a Darwin Award coming their way...
KirkShatner:
Look, I'm the only black guy in this cast so I'm NOT going down there! We both know what'll happen if I do!
CushingFan:
Great safari guide... "Eww, dirt!"
Moonie:
"Does this jungle make me look fat?"
CushingFan:
Another member of the Stargate SG1 cast goes down...
BenSteinsCharisma:
Rod Steiger once again plays the role of a concerned old man capable of shouting.