Deela5x:
Hello, is this the AMA? Yes, I suspect that my doctor is overly fascinated by my crotch.
JurrasicPork:
...on Pay-Per-View. So call your local cable company if you want to see your dearest relatives again!
zombiewoof68:
I see ugly people. Ugly people all around me. And they walk around just like they don't know that they're ugly!
zombiewoof68:
Unfortunately, my family called on my video-phone just as Lawrence and I were experimenting with "fisting."
Fruitcake_Man:
Kids, if you don't sit down, I will turn this car around and we will go straight home, I swear.
zombiewoof68:
She just told him she has to wash her hair for the third night in a row. It's gonna be an awkward eight months 'til they land on Titan.
Amon:
"Release those humpback whales, Scotty! Hurry! The probe is stating to signal again!"
Greebo:
"If u can read this u r 2 close..."
SirAuron12:
Laurel and Hardy star in 'The Hustlers'
Greebo:
Man, that was the sorriest break I've seen in awhile. There goes the idea of going pro.
warning18:
Man, I didn't know that Viagra worked that fast!
The_Seer:
.oO (Damn bastard Peckinpah. Well no matter what he does, he can't ruin this show as long as I'm on it.)
Tin_God:
Well SOMEONE has a bit of a self-esteem problem, don't they?
sad_blackbird:
"This will only take a minute" *ZzZZIiiIIP!* "Ummm, I am gonna get a prostate exam, right doctor?" "Oh, you're gonna get one alright, big boy."
sad_blackbird:
"Tommy, are you masturbating? It's time for school son." "No dad... but I *really* need 5 more minutes, 'kay?"
saintsammy:
I wish my astronomy courses were this simple
DrDemento:
"So forget John Edward! He can't see your future, and even if he could, he would only see ME... JONATHAN FRAKES!"
ivannabfree:
When see-saws go bad.