saintsammy:
Better lose those before the 'Scared Straight Program' comes through here.
John_Steed:
Richard Gere... Denise Richards... together... just let that horrible thought sink in for awhile...
waytogomurray:
Another year goes by without a real birthday cake...
Servo82684:
And today at 6... more on the Hot Pocket and the Microwave that went terribly wrong...
CrazedWeasel:
By slight miscalculation, the Mir crashes into Uranus.
Laurie2K:
Okay, men may publicly lust after supermodels but I'm here to tell you that a heartily foul, tasteless chick will ALWAYS attract their attention.
butteredtoast:
The "due to you taking up smoking, we've decided to cancel your policy" look.
butteredtoast:
SHUT UP!! I've already built two ballparks, a hotel, and three gift shops. What else do you want?!
Gigilover:
I know I bumped my head and all... but where is Sam and why am I talkin' to FREAKIN' MacGuyver!?
dex:
I coulda had a V8!
Billy_Zoom:
It's Ponce de Loser...
7dizbusters:
Brett Favre hits on Britney Spears... Details at 11...
Billy_Zoom:
Her protruding neck-chords make this frame all the more loathsome...
Billy_Zoom:
She's a little hard on the eyes, but boy, does she put out...
happy_fun_ball:
Our minds... are, are merging... I want... I want... a sandwich...
happy_fun_ball:
Yeah, I ams what I ams, see? Yeah, I fights ta the finich, 'cause I eats me space rations, see?
boringpostcards:
"Flashdance II" ...the sequel that should have never been made
boringpostcards:
Want to see me do my impression of a baby waiting to be fed?