elKapitan:
"I once had a double of me created by a transporter glitch on an episode of The Next Generation. Fact... or Fiction?"
Heisenberg:
o/~ Evvvvvvv-reee thing-z-cuh-ming up *ro-o-o-o-o-ses*! o/~ [Ed Sullivan's personal tribute to Ethel Merman]
Fruitcake_Man:
Do you like ze sexy man? Ja? Ja? I THOUGHT zo...
hotbrunette:
You find me sexy, don't you?
HiFi_Dude:
While listening to the radio during nap time, Mickey learns that Mike Tyson is free from prison again...
Fruitcake_Man:
*Fonzie voice* Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!
hotbrunette:
So what if I'm lazy-eyed and my right ear is deformed...
Zabra:
How to make a hot date
MrZyzyk:
Howard Stern's private parts (actual size)
Tin_God:
Just another Wednesday at Proctologies 'R' Us...
GKW44:
"Wake up honey, the 'Temptation Island Marathon' is on!" "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Glome:
Gentleman, we have reached a crossroads in our struggle for freedom here at the West Texas Holy Militia and Dude Ranch.
Glome:
Stan stares blankly into today's stock ticker... soaks it all in, then eyes the nearby window.
AMCrulz:
The "Three Men and a Baby" boy! Right behind her!!!
MrZyzyk:
"Jeez, honey, do ya hafta scream IN THE CAR?!"
MrZyzyk:
*hic* "Thanksh youse guys fer givin me a lif' home. By the way do you know where I live? I don't feel so good..." RAALF! "Great, Fred, your uncle just puked on me."
AMCrulz:
I hate double dating with my parents.
happy_fun_ball:
Please, Dungeon Master, if you're listening... give me Pus 15 charisma so I can talk to Jenny!