Cadeaux:
Look! It's Zorro! And he looks better in that dress than I do, dammit!
flowbear:
"Hey! Where'd the drive thru go?"
Loodvig:
"I'll find that golden spike someday..."
JRavenCET:
"Urk... stupid... childproof... ugh... cap..."
jeebus:
I had Jell-o today. It had fruit in it.
LiquidVelcro:
"Riiiight. I'm on Sci-Fi. Pull the other one."
MrZyzyk:
"You're a heartless bitch. You used to find me attractive." "Yes, but that was before you grew a second head."
MrZyzyk:
"Hmm. This punch has a little whang to it."
unseeliegoddess:
My hair--it's taken control of my body. It's dragging me away. Help me--helppp meeeeee!
MrZyzyk:
"...and this is one of me with hair."
CaptionFreak:
"Hello up there! You're a cute little kitty!"
GunganHunter:
Ten years later the members of the Blue Man Group realized the hideous burning side effects of the blue paint.
CaptionFreak:
"You know, we always hear about Phil Collins, but how about Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford from Genesis?"
duo0:
Lt. Commander Principal Spelding at your service, Sir!
loser146:
David Hasslehoff visits an "Ernest Goes To" movie
loser146:
girl: "Wow, your penis is really glowing!"
BCWildcat7:
The cast of Family Matters advertising Crest toothpaste
KirkShatner:
Now go over there and ask that hooker how much she charges, just don't say it's me that wants to know.