YibbleGuy:
Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "Bonnie Raitt, Space Whore."
superjosh:
No, no, beating the black guys is OK, just make sure you let me know about it before the news programs get it.
superjosh:
Toonces, driving under the influence of catnip and Friskies, destroys another 70's family sedan.
Bloody_Stump:
When stupid people design roads
firehermit:
"So you were faking it all that time..."
BigDaddyManos:
Patterson film my butt... that's a golden retriever!!!
mrdrummond:
Cory Feldman for Lil' Pussy Motorcycles
hotbrunette:
"Are we there yet?"
nineofnine:
"You ever watch movies about gladiators?"
nineofnine:
I just got Dad back from the taxidermist, what do you think?
mrdrummond:
Suzy would have to pretend she gave Grandpa a hand job to get him to sleep.
mrdrummond:
I love mullets!!!
RoninM:
When short and sassy met long and plain, the Fem-mullet was born.
DrDemento:
"But, Dad, I don't fit in with the rest of the gays at school, I'm not as... feminine." "Son, you'll be gay and that's final!"
RoninM:
Even he's shocked by her atrocious hair. What is it? Feathered? Crimped? Ironed? All of the above?
LongLiveRock:
A beaten Bob Crane checks out of his hotel, when he remembers he forgot something...
Viagra:
"All these years... All I've wanted was to rest my head against the bosom of a strapping young lad..."
KIPPAGE:
"I Bite!"