Agent_Moldy:
"Mmm, Billy, you taste like James Cameron..."
HenryBemis:
Drunk coeds. Wandering into the wrong dorms. God, college life is sweet.
MST3K_Lover:
Annakin... Annakin Skywalker, jump into the fires of Hell... Do us all a friggin favor and stop the trilogy before it's too late.
ABServo:
Just trying to get ahead! *being dragged off with a cane*
Chica_Bonita:
In real life, the person who owns this was a well endowed man.
Agent_Moldy:
But one day, his band, like his hair, would become huge. Jon Bon Jovi: "Behind the Music"
mikelesq:
Quiet Riot, huh? What, was Whitesnake in the wash?
ABServo:
I'm telling you! Quiet Riot? Winger? Warrant? Those guys are gonna be around forever!
MST3K_Lover:
Who says you can't make burgers out of your girlfriend...
Chica_Bonita:
Yes, I'll take one monkey burger and some monkey fries, do you have a monkey bone for my dog?
Amon:
"Yeah, I WAS in the Marines! How'd you know?"
ABServo:
Jeremy didn't quite get the concept of doing his part for the Afghans.
HenryBemis:
"You smell something rank, Earl?" "Yeah, Sheriff, it's the suspect, he's dead." "Well, don't that put a wrinkle in things."
Amon:
When his wife was away, Brian would play "Gay Housekeeper" all night long.
ABServo:
Somebody didn't like their broccoli-rice casserole...
Amon:
"Damn facehuggers!"
mikelesq:
He should really have bought a Swanson's Hand. They come with the foil tray to make the fingers crispy.
alexgariepy:
Son, could you do dad a favor and get me my pan.