MST3K_Lover:
Well, there *is* and upside to me being headless... I won't need my lousy girlfriend for blow jobs anymore.
Amon:
"Me? I'm no good for you, babe. I'm dirt. I'm scum. Look at you. You're an angel!"
alexgariepy:
Are you really an angel? "Yes." How come your wings are... small? "They have a ranking system. I'm a level 1 apparition."
alexgariepy:
Ah, the neck brace. A lawyer's best friend! THIS'LL impress the jury!
ABServo:
No, no... back of the throat! Like this: NEE! NEE! NEE!!!
alexgariepy:
The fence? You're awfully possessive of a fence, aren't you?
Agent_Moldy:
"Seth, don't you DARE compare me to Jonathan Brandis! That man is a GOD! I am NOTHING next to him!"
Amon:
Who-ever that is driving, he sure has a big face.
Fuquad:
"Watch me make a hard left using only my thoughts... Any minute now... Any minute now..."
Amon:
"Dave, that's the worst Spiderman costume ever!" "But look, I got a spider on my face. And I'm a man!" "Well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad..."
Chica_Bonita:
Stop singing!
psychomorph:
.oO My breasts shall destroy them all...
alexgariepy:
There, my fingernails are all sharpened! Now to kill something!
HenryBemis:
"No! Not the eyes! You're the worst Slayer ever!"
stratocastergrl:
C'mon, ya can't chicken out now, you're getting that damn tattoo!!!
alexgariepy:
Hockey fight! *pulls shirt over guy's head*
alexgariepy:
He's kissing the She-Devil! Repent, sinner! "Oh bite me."
alexgariepy:
I hate being a dismembered hand... I had to find a way to get up here just to open the door! How DID I get up here anyway?