Shockeye:
"This is the shortest street I've ever driven on. And it's so wide!"
Shockeye:
"Is there a deadly stalker in the bushes getting ready to kill me?" "No, it's just me, the cat!"
Humoriste:
Ah, the horrors of the Home Perm...
Humoriste:
Stole Daddy's car again, dint'cha?
Chica_Bonita:
They finally take Britney Spears to the asylum.
Chica_Bonita:
Closeup of a Christmas Ornament, a documentary by a bored film school student.
geoffmon:
Ozzy Osburne Films presents...
Chica_Bonita:
Mooooooom!!! We're out of Cocoa Puffs!
ABServo:
Dude, where're the stairs?
Chica_Bonita:
Yum... I love strawberry jam on my bread too.
Shockeye:
I'm sure this is illegal in most states.
ABServo:
Okay, I know a dog is man's best friend, but this is ridiculous!
Chica_Bonita:
Yep, it's like eating pumpkin pie 24/7!
Agent_Moldy:
Pig Pen IS Calvin in, "Whither, Hobbes?"
ABServo:
Do the Centipede!
HenryBemis:
"Why no, I didn't call for a certified public accountant..." *wocka, chikah, wocka*
Agent_Moldy:
"...and, like, I'm gonna star in this, y'know, new TV show called, "Dark Anglo" 'n' stuff."
SovietFlask:
"Look! I'm sorry! It's the only way I can get off!"