MrZyzyk:
"I'm sorry baby, I'll be good!"
Amon:
For not wanting this show, they're sure doing a pretty lousy job of taking it off the air...
Racerex:
Few people know that Little Orphan Annie grew up to become a corporate lawyer...
Racerex:
Mission Control decided to wait until Chad was in orbit before they told him they forgot to install a bathroom in his shuttle...
Racerex:
Martin Short went to the freezer for ice one night and was never seen again...
Racerex:
"I love you, Mrs. Brady."
Racerex:
"I'll have a vanilla cone with sprinkles and tequila..." *BURP*!
I_Love_Joel:
Eeeew. You know you have a lot of ear wax build up. You should really take care of that.
Indomitus:
This year's swap meet was extremely successful. This guy got himself a yellow hockey stick!
Mercutio_Jones:
D-Day from Animal House arrives just in time with the Delta House Christmas tree strapped to his back.
Mercutio_Jones:
Hey, when you look at the ground close up, it looks really close up!
Mercutio_Jones:
Patrick's parents were upset to see the face he made in his school picture.
AceofSwrds:
Okay, when did this turn into the opening credits of "MacGyver"?
BrainBox33:
"Grandma, you're coming dangerously close to crossing a line."
BrainBox33:
"Come on touch the isotope! Nothing will happen. I promise."
madame_bojangles:
Oh yeah, using tubes is much easier than a bong, man!
happy_fun_ball:
The Death Star has cleared the planet.
nineofnine:
Feeling fresh as a Summer's Eve