GlassHalfFull:
"How many times do I have to tell you to wear a tampon or a pad or something! You've RUINED my Persian rug!"
LongLiveRock:
You smoked weed and your parents caught you!
Phanto5692:
I don't like this new "Dennis the Menace" series.
The_Seer:
Cyndi Lauper finally gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
21st_century:
"THEY didn't even nominate me for an Oscar! Now, what can I do to make them sorry they were ever born?"
spotissima:
Excuse me, I've been looking everywhere for The Week in Review.
hotbrunette:
Owww! Honey, honey, honey... HONEY, not there!!!
Heisenberg:
New for Xmas! The Morgan Fairchild Goth-raver doll.
Billy_Zoom:
Looks like Raggedy Andy suffered severe facial trauma during his tour in 'Nam...
Billy_Zoom:
This scene takes the phrase "Hey, guys, smell my finger" to a whole new level...
spotissima:
Shouldn't have gotten that F*CK POLICE vanity plate...
spotissima:
Put that down and get the paint roller like I asked.
Plastic_Duck:
"Tell those words that I long to hear." "My watch is caught in your sweater."
Billy_Zoom:
He's evil, yes, but those "Osh Kosh 'B Gosh" overalls are just darling...
hotbrunette:
C'mon baby... nobody's going to see...
Twiliger:
"Guess who's taking out the garbage?"
Max_Grey:
Steve, the Dell guy, is found 20 years later living in a cave. "You're getting a Dell, my precioussss..."
MrZyzyk:
Jellyfish cam--"No! DON'T SWIM TOWARD THE LIGHT!"