Bassmann:
"You must go now! ...You bin here for four hours! ...Buffet is closed!"
Rasheed_Wallace:
Speaking of having a gay ol' time...
Rasheed_Wallace:
That's it Wilma. Take it off nice and slow. Yeah. You know what Daddy likes.
Rasheed_Wallace:
Gimme all your lovin'. All your hugs and kisses too. Don't let up until we're through.
cst1fe:
"Um... Sir you're supposed to be looking out for other ships not check out the Captain sunbathing in his speedo."
Heisenberg:
A nostalgic photo of Emo Phillips (right) little-publicized, brief military career as a communications specialist.
Heisenberg:
"What's troubling you, seaman?" ...well, you see, it's my son, Eddie... and my courtship...
cst1fe:
"Um sir... Why does everyone keep telling me I look like the stupid one from Third Rock from the Sun?"
BlakHat1:
When something weird happened they used to go 'doo doo doo doo', now they whistle the X-FIles theme. Damn, I'm miffed.
BlakHat1:
"I found a doobie in your backpack, Son. You better sit down."
GunganHunter:
"Well Pete, if you would just stop picking at it, give it a chance to heal, but no. You've brought this on yourself."
BlakHat1:
Just learned why it's NOT fun to stay at the YMCA.
Matteus:
Remember when you were bored as a kid and would roll your hot wheels over your face? well you can have that feeling again!
LongLiveRock:
And in other news, the long-anticipatied Hogan's Heroes movie starring Adam Sandler was scrapped and thrown in the fire today!
LongLiveRock:
I hope Roger Daltrey or Andrew "Dice" Clay is not my husband in my next movie...
cyoungdahl:
In other news: The Girl Scouts hire a sales consultant. Sales increase 10-fold.
Amon:
"Kelly! Slater! What are you guys doing in the backseat of my car?"
Amon:
"I see... a seven. And a chicken... No, I don't know what it means."