Steve_Shinigami:
When you're hiding a dead body in the middle of nowhere, it's important to air the corpse out occasionally on the way there.
Regius:
Johny Crappleseed
Mystie1000:
"Sorry, not that kind of person, my last boyfriend gave me hermies."
Vaya:
See. We go to this planet and what do we get? Saturns. They laid eggs in my hair, in my gear...
DeltaLady:
"And you slapped me with a fish because..."
DeltaLady:
"Can't wait till my nose gets out of the shop. I can't breath right through this rental."
Mystie1000:
Leslie Nielson hits on Jenna Bush.
SinickAl:
The crack problem on the street has gotten out of hand.
SinickAl:
"And now for a puppet show!" --- "I'm not a puppet!" -- "Shut up!" -- "Get your hand outta my ass!"
SinickAl:
Dude... your heroine problem is REALLY getting out of hand!
SinickAl:
Hey! It's the "alien-baby-teething-nook!"
grilly:
Steve looked into the mirror, confident that his disguise would fool his former best friend. Oh yes, he would teach him for stealing his girlfriend... Oh yes...
ROBOTCROWT:
Diane Chambers too late realized she couldn't do better than Sam Malone and has to turn to other jobs exhibiting her ass-ets.
mistie406:
"Luke! You will go to the Dagobah System...."
SinickAl:
"Listen to the flowers. They will tell you sweet secrets."
SinickAl:
"Garth? You okay dude?"
BioHazardousEgg:
Boy: "You see, it's called a penis. Go ahead, touch it!"
BioHazardousEgg:
"Now son, you can't keep petting the sea bass, it's dead!"