Amon:
Why can't I ever get a nurse like that when I'm in the hospital?
Kosmo:
"Oh, just a little to the right, please? Thank you!"
Amon:
"Don't grab so hard, sweetheart! Tender, like Daddy taught you..."
Amon:
The elves, unable to cure Frodo of the Ring Wraith's deadly blade, put him in suspended animation until he can be healed by more advanced medical procedures.
CrazyBob:
Michael Flatley in "Lord of the Dead Dance"
solidservo:
After Saturn found out that he was seeing another planet on the side , Saturn smothers him with the stained blankets.
solidservo:
An exciting running away scene leaves frodo completly out of breath.
scifi_cookie:
"Does my dog bite? No. But then -- this ain't my dog."
M_S_T_3_K:
Don't you be lookin' at me like that you damm truck!
scifi_cookie:
"Well, there's the problem -- the squirrel died."
solidservo:
"UNION!"
SpiffyGuy:
Look, he was probably just a bum anyway. When we get to Grandma's, I'll have the dent repaired, but I'm NOT turning around. We're late already.
solidservo:
They walk in on his parents having sex.
madcar77:
Mom! She was messing with me!
Shockeye:
"Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome!"
geoffmon:
"Whaaaa!!! Don't tell me there's jelly on my face again... Damn!"
Shockeye:
*sniff* "Mmmm, High Karate."
Shockeye:
Meanwhile, Old AcidFace pulls up to Ms. Magurder's worm farm for mince pie, and some hot lovin'.