BlakHat1:
Don Knotts gets drafted (and promoted!)
interoscitor:
Scenes from the nicest neighborhood in Kabul...
144b:
Hi, I'm Lou from Derelratem 34. Can I borrow a cup of protoplasm?
flavio:
I've been told I shouldn't be so negative
aaabbbccc:
Ooh. Lady, why'd you punch me there?
pairaducks:
I swear it looks like someone stuffing a chicken up a dog's ass at a full run.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Oh God... it's WIlliam Shatner... and he's naked... pretend not to notice... pretend not to notice... oh God... I'm going blind...
RoninM:
"Day-m, baby, what're you shedding or something? I swear I got every little hair I could in my front teeth."
RoninM:
In the no-surprise category, Danny Devito, Jason Alexander, and Bob Hoskins all suffered heart attacks, today.
num:
(scary voice) Do you like tacky refigerator magnets?
num:
YOU SOLD MY ARMS FOR PORK RINDS!?!?!?
Moatas:
"...and another thing, Mom, you're scaring me the way you drool while looking at my Victoria Secret's catalog!"
ChrisXK:
Michael Jackson walked away from the plastic surgeon once more a happy customer.
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Whoa, pass the Bud, man, I'm not seeing enough little elves."
phthophth:
For God's sake, Callista, eat something already!
pairaducks:
Betty has her first-orgasm from cheesegrator masturbation.
robotmonster77:
Wiggle Til You Vomit Fire...
Amon:
"Well, I guess that really IS Saturn in the corner! There's Tethys, one of it's moons!"