Tommysdad:
"I need changing again."
UnReality:
.oO(Cute ass.)
Saltydog:
"In my home country, they call me the Japanese Dustin Hoffmann. I don't know why. I mean, I'm from Toronto."
Saltydog:
"Look, we said we were sorry. She was a female elephant, she was in heat, and your head looks like--well, we're sorry, that's all."
UnReality:
"Neopets? What the--? This went out years ago!"
SilverBolt:
NO! My Digi-Pet died! I'm a horrible father!
SilverBolt:
Boy, I need a Tums after devouring the entire human population.
Shrapper:
"I remember when cars still ran on gasoline and they..." "Roll the dice, you old coot!"
MSTzilla:
"Oh great! Someone put a parking boot on my mule!"
Shrapper:
While not completely satisfied with his time as part of the Round Table, Aurthur was proud of his successful crusade against "Wizard Porn."
MSTzilla:
"Ahhh, ummm...I was just waxing on and waxing off. Doesn't anybody knock anymore?"
MSTzilla:
Daryll Hanna revives her role in "Blade Runner."
MSTzilla:
"Yesss, we're having a hat party and mine is the grandest of them all."
MSTzilla:
It's either a chastity belt or Blackie Lawless is out touring again.
enigk:
We now return to "Dikembe Mutombo's Drunken Haze"
Geist:
Looks like God needs to adjust the sights on his laser gun. It's firing high and to the left.
Geist:
"If you want to cop a feel, you should at least buy me dinner first!"
WalkingRevolution:
It's the worst case of lice I've ever seen!