basakwards:
Bob's heart froze when he looked in the mirror. He discovered he was actually a miniature businessman.
M5_Unit:
He's got dentures!
JustinThyme:
No Dave, I do not find John Tesh entertaining at all, I'd much rather listen to Yoko...
JustinThyme:
"So why is there a huge poster of Lucy Lawless in your living room, Deborah?" "Guess.."
TyranosaurisRex:
Lost the Frat House dumpster juice shot drinking contest.
BERETTAT:
Sorry Doug. You're out. He has money and a bigger penis.
eowyn2:
The 2002 senior class of Little Bucktooth Bill High School, Texas.
CapMidnight:
"Dear, your father, teachers, and I are quite concerned you haven't been doing all your Sexual Repression homework and exercises!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Eat your rosti, young lady. *NO* Well at least eat your fried potatoes then, *Oh, well that's different. OK*
y_u_i_otta:
[thinking] "I cannot inhale another molecule of that breath of his."
Generik:
He's listing to starboard! Better get a couple of emergency pip-pips and a cheerio! ready for ballast...
porpoise:
The Condiment Cafe - Special tonight, ketchup with sugar.
madcar27:
Mr. Titus you have two indictments, one drug abuse, and a murder conviction. What do you have to say? Uh... Sorry?
Zonk:
Seconds later, he flicked her nose. His hysterical laughter lasted only as long as it took for her knee to find his balls.
Zonk:
"So... what's your major? Live around here much? Can I call you again sometime?"
Zonk:
"Big deal, so we have a paddle... we're still up shit creek..."
Zonk:
"Skip-per!!!!"
Zonk:
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!!"