Gerikes464:
This man takes boat-lover to a new level...
WalkingRevolution:
"Sweep this fetus, mop this abortion, I'll make 'em all pay..."
Gerikes464:
The ultimate in late-night television. "You're getting sleepy..."
HiFi_dude:
Bill always knew that hanging around with Suzie would get him to high places.
HiFi_dude:
"I keep telling you, I just make-up the beds here. Take your Trigonometry questions to a tutor, for crying out loud!"
HiFi_dude:
(Oh, yeah... she wants me. She wants me bad! Come to papa!)
HiFi_dude:
After his retainer falls into the fountain, Bill wonders if it's really worth it anymore...
HiFi_dude:
Ed's reaction to Bob's sweaty gym clothes made Tom really wonder about him.
TabascoFreak:
Ok, now to will my clothes back on using my jedi mind trick.
Amon:
Hear no Evil. Speak no Evil. Hmmm... Think no Evil?
Billy_Zoom:
The door to her heart is secured with a cheap and flimsy padlock.... you might still have a chance to win her over, so go get her, sport.
IClaydius:
"Uhh Daryl--I think you better take back that R2D2 crack real fast."
cyoungdahl:
SHE: Well, all my friends think I look good with a second head, so I'm keeping it no matter what you say.
Skinchanger:
"Okay, I think our disguise is working! We're almost to the guys' bathroom."
Skinchanger:
"I now call to order this meeting of the Lollipop Guild!"
Amon:
Voted "Most Likely to Go Up in a Big Ball of Flame" in high school
MILLENIUM4CE:
Wow, Mr. Happy. You have just been to paradise. How do you feel?
astrodust:
...and finally, he's just plain stunned by the force of his own dorkiness.