PeaceKeeperKate:
Ok guy- this is getting a little too touchy-feely for me. Hey, watch the hand!!!
Bassmann:
"I am Inspector D'HAN! ...I'm here to inspect D'HUH!" "Hey! I'm Homer Simpson! I'm inspecting D'DOH!"
Farah:
Oh my God, you gotta feel this zit. It's huge!
Farah:
It must be the future, they actually designed a machine to pick that guys nose.
foxspire:
"...and then he stuck it in me... I mean, I've had dick before, but never one that... that... "enormous" isn't quite the right word..."
HenryBemis:
Final Conflict: the bastard half-brother of the Star Trek franchise. Sort of like DS9, actually...
foxspire:
Come on, come on, who's my special little friend? That's right, you're my special little androgenous alien asshole buddy.
Cardinal_Ron_Popeil:
"That one. He is Keyser Soze!"
fireyf:
Whoa, you're right; I do have an erection!
fireyf:
As usual, Stanley doesn't get it.
Observer2999:
Watch out, she's in one of her Split-Pea Soup vomiting moods.
inwardsinger:
President Clinton, my first-grade class and I would like to sing you--WHOA! Uh, we can wait till you're done.
Observer2999:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the reason we shouldn't have the 2nd Amendmant.
Dr_Manhattan:
An old $6 Million Dollar Man doll from the '70s goes out on a date with a Britney Spears doll.
MSTieMuppet:
Girls gone Sci-Fi! See wild Sci-Fi convention footage! You wouldn't believe what happened when we gave the Orcs cameras!
inwardsinger:
Hahaha! I knew hitting the refresh button a lot would finally pay off!
fireyf:
Give me all your slimfast or I shoot.
Cardinal_Ron_Popeil:
Stop! Or My Phoebe Buffet Will Shoot!