Amon:
"Well, it's like this... It's the only helmet that was left. It also doubled as our giant bottle opener."
bannerman:
This is the statue of Saint Zipped-Up-Too-Fast.
Zonk:
"In other news, Stonehenge was the subject of Klan terror activity today..."
cacey:
Do I freaking look alright? Damn girl. I fell down a shaft. Did the meteor fry what was left of your brain?
cacey:
Jack Ruby takes out Lee Harvey Oswald--again...
Zonk:
"I think we're going about this all wrong... I mean, fires were meant to burn, right? Aren't we interfereing with a natural phenomenon here?"
Zonk:
Visit historic Salem, Mass... Witchburnings every Thursday, buffet afterwards.
MSTzilla:
Early Odyssey games really sucked. There was Type Racer, Keyboard Quiz, Function Key Fun...
MSTzilla:
John Elway pouts around the house after he's *not* invited to New Orleans to be an expert commentator.
lizard_king:
"My fellow Americans..."
Tommysdad:
"Man, the airports are gettin' weirder all the time."
droppadabomb:
So this is the building that you and Jupiter were playing hide and seek in? And now he's lost?
jondapicam:
I told you never to call me at work. Yes. I know that we need some more butter, but- Yes, dear. I'll pick some up after I raid the bunker...
jondapicam:
The killer wears the new Saturn maxi pads, now who wears that brand? Hmmm...
droppadabomb:
SCI-FI's idea of censorship
jondapicam:
Well, I still walk to school in the snow uphill both ways!
CROW98:
Any similarity to any event, people or things real or imagined is probably because we plagiarized.
PeaceKeeperKate:
Stop using big words! It hurts!