GersonK:
Looks more like a Mariners logo than a Rangers.
Klatuu:
As a member of the Grey Council, *I* get to hang the star on the Christmas Tree.
Kaworu_Nagisa:
You might want to start running...
Slyrr:
'I know you're looking at me baldy, and no, you'll never have me.'
gleeb:
These are OK, but if you want that new anti-missile system, you'll have to bring that math grade up.
muskratlady:
That was just uncalled for!
Polarbear2208:
Mmmmm... shirt's lemony fresh, but he smells like garlic... no second date here...
TheDiva:
Scott Bakula IS Willy Loman
TheDiva:
Say, is that Morgan Freeman and Jessica Tandy in the next car?
TheDiva:
Can this hurry up, Sam? I gotta go be dealer for Casino Night at the lab.
TheVampyrNate:
Should I tell her about the "kick me" sign?
Lanzman:
The Taelon reveal a previously-unsuspected ability to morph into rodents, next on "Earth: Final Conflict"
Amon:
Andy Travis, Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap, Bailey Quarters, and a surprisingly fashion conscious Herb Tarlek.
Lanzman:
Spontaneous Taelon Combustion, on the next "Sightings."
Lanzman:
"The men sure will appreciate this, ma'am." "Sir." "Whatever. Either way, they've been out in the woods a long friggin' time. Hope you brought some lube."
Lanzman:
"No no no, it's put your *left* foot in, take your *left* foot out..."
Amon:
The inventor of the grocery cart was brought in to Mercy General today. Oddly enough, the gurney he was put on had one wheel that pulled to the left...
Lanzman:
"Cut in line ahead of me, will ya..."