Lateguy:
Dude... I can see my house!
Leapgirl2001:
For the love of everything sacred, roll the credits!! We have money, we'll PAY you to roll them!! PLEASE!!! Look, MONEY!
poppet:
I can't ever get my stupid foundation to stay on!
Spatch:
"Would you like a hot towel? Some talcum powder?" "Yes, yes, YES! Thank you, Bathroom Attendant Man!"
juxstapo:
"Yea! I could've been that... old... grizzled detective dude, whatever his name was... I coulda!"
Geist:
"Have I ever kissed a girl? What's a girl?"
snooperboy:
Looks like the Frankie and Annette wax statues at the Ripley's Believe it or not musuem.
snooperboy:
I'm wearing your favorite colgne: Hai Karate. Man! I am such a stud!
notfunny:
Hey look! Some kid named "Xigeous" had this math book last year.
ZadetheElf:
It takes a strong man to be the head bartender at the "Poo."
Name_Goes_Here:
"I got something in my eye." "Yeah, your finger."
Zelda_chu:
I'M HALF WAY NAKED AND I LOVE THIS PILLAR!
Billy_Zoom:
A good gift if you were this guy's Secret Santa... facial moisturizer.
Wolfie_Angel_Lucky1:
"Hmmmm... do... not... enter... Very dangerous... hmmmm... wonder what that means..."
Wolfie_Angel_Lucky1:
Hmmm... Mike Neslon has ALMOST the same name as the dude who played him!!!
Wolfie_Angel_Lucky1:
"It's all your fault l'il Jamie ain't happy, Jared! Just beacuse you couldn't pay the color bill!"
Lanzman:
Somebody stepped on a frog.
Lanzman:
This was where it got ugly. There were six of them, but ony five servings of potato salad left.