BeeperMan:
Prince goes to take a piss in the woods.
Amon:
Look at this guy. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH! On THIS planet, we keep our mouths CLOSED!
BeeperMan:
It's time to play "Guess that body part!"
Amon:
I'm not sure what they have circled there, but if it's what I think it is, that alien is HUNG!
Mr_Grant:
"I do not comprehend this representation of Raymond, or why everybody loves him."
girly_girl:
"Help, police! Pizza the Hut is outside on my patio!"
Mr_Grant:
Next, on: "Not Without My Chubby Stepson"
Agent_Moldy:
Now back to "Hide 'n' Seek With Swamp Thing"
Mr_Grant:
"I'm vaguely Meldrick from 'Homicide'."
TheVampyrNate:
Oh crap, I've been hitting the morphine button the whole time.
girly_girl:
"Stupid Cell Phone!"
Lanzman:
"Three of a kind, eh? Well, unfortunately for you, I have a straight flush to the ace. Ha!"
girly_girl:
"Hmm, maybe a nose job, cheek implants, a little tuck here, some eyebrows and some hair, and I'll be really attractive!"
zombiewoof68:
I can't get any dates because men are intimidated by my enormous brain pan!
rick12string:
Delta Force personnel prepare to attack militant Southern Baptists who took over a government vehicle aution.
zombiewoof68:
The Mississippi Highway Patrol says "Happy Motoring!"
Mr_Grant:
*And what is YOUR character?* Well I'm, like, recreating Matt Damon, who, like, traveled back in time with, like, a machine he & Ben Affleck built..."
Amon:
It's a good thing that guy's not black. Wouldn't be able to see anything...