Short_Round:
Madonna desperately reaching for one of bra cups.
Gern:
Son, we going to do a sequel before I kick the bucket or what?
Short_Round:
"Stupid Pestilence. Always has to be late..."
Tsunade:
Man, if this movie had been made back in the 50's, you know it would have starred John Agar.
MSTzilla:
There go the four horsemen of discomfort: Diarehha, Cramps, Syphilis, and Bad Hair Day.
Gern:
These credits have been psychedelicized for your grooviness.
Cagey_Bee:
Can you see Johnny Wiesmuller saying "I'll Be Bach!"
Cagey_Bee:
And then the Duke tells him, "You do and I'll fix your Wagner!"
blindmelonjelly:
What the knight failed to mention in this movie is that River here chooses pretty poorly himself in a couple of years.
blindmelonjelly:
Man, I gotta clear all this Renaissance Festival stuff out of the closet.
blindmelonjelly:
Wow, I didn't know that Scott Hall (aka Razor Ramon) was in The Last Crusade!
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Thats it, hold still, smile for the birdy."
MrBoj:
Okie, trek 200 miles north and then, convert the savages, (oh wait, wrong Crusade)
Redemptor13:
I really don't think a cop taking a hostage is going to stop that criminal...
WEIRD_1:
Mongo lift car, Bart change tire
The_Seer:
"Woo Hoo! Looks like a bunch of Afganastan women are having an orgy down there."
Gern:
Indy's horse has a blow out. Looks like you should have put more water in it, Indiana.
The_Seer:
"Just great! Out of all the horses I could have chosen, I pick the one with a flatulence problem."