Dunxie:
The hazards of filming the movie in New Jersey become terribly apparent.
Dunxie:
...mommy...
Gern:
My life... flashing before my eyes. Why oh WHY did I do that movie with Anne Heche?
Dunxie:
"...then we carry the 3, and add it to the next column..."
Short_Round:
Looks like the Nazis have enlisted the aid of Shiva.
MSTzilla:
"That's him! The one armed man. He's the one who killed my wife."
MSTzilla:
.o0 (These caves must have been inhabited by clowns... judging from the cotton candy spider webs.) 0o.
Gern:
It's so hard to get good minions these days...
Ryvin:
Wow, that Viagra really works wonders...
Short_Round:
"Wrongway Feldman? How did you end up here? Oh... nevermind. I know."
MSTzilla:
"You must be part of the biggest chess set in the world!"
Cagey_Bee:
You don't do much electrical work around here, do ya?
Cagey_Bee:
Prithee, would ye happen to 'ave a bit of the WD40 on thee?
Tsunade:
Christopher Lloyd cops a feel!
MSTzilla:
"I hope that damned Scorpion King doesn't wake up, I'm having enough trouble with these guys."
darkchashy:
"Whadju say about me drinkin and being scot-ish? Why've a mind ta break ye silly head with a tire iron ya racist bastard!"
MSTzilla:
Her moment of bliss was abruptly halted when she realized she didn't have any batteries for her "little friend."
Tsunade:
There's one of those new Kentucky quarters down there... I must have it!