Matthius_2000:
"We shall rise again someday. We fear NO ONE! Someday, WE WILL CRUSH THE JEWS, AND--oh crap, the U.S. is coming! Run for your lives, Nazis!!"
The_Seer:
Jim Varney in "Ernest Joins The Army"
dirty_dishes:
The Nazis never quite got the concept of golf...
The_Seer:
Concrete proof of how dangerous Treadmills can be.
The_Seer:
"I'll get you next time, Trebek!"
TheDiva:
Dear God, not another one of those damn Nike commercials...
KIPPAGE:
Meanwhile, as the GEICO gecko sneaks a Heineken...
The_Seer:
"Course I can do Nickelson from 'The Shining.' 'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.'"
KIPPAGE:
Meanwhile, back at the Guttenberg Bible Factory...
The_Seer:
"Hello, my name is Crispin Glover and I'm your substitute teacher for today."
The_Seer:
For a 75 year old Indy, this would be considering a 'dangerous escape.'
pearliepie1:
Hmmm, there seems to be an inordinate number of 'Jones" registered at this hotel.
The_Seer:
"What the hell? I'm not on People magazine's '50 Sexiest Men' list this year?"
Short_Round:
Fonzie walks into his apartment over the Cunningham's garage, and finds Mr. C looking through his little black book.
pearliepie1:
Once again the night manager of the local Motel 6 regrets renting a room to a rock group.
Short_Round:
"This cruise is just what we need, Brody." "Yes, Indy, I agree. Our relationship has been strained lately. Maybe the salt air will help us fall back in love."
lil_amish_boy:
Suddenly I am in the library at Hogwarts. Cool!
Short_Round:
*Excuse us as we change the movie to "Top Secret" for a minute. Thank you.*