Short_Round:
"Are you really Adolph Hitler? Or are you just Sgt. Carter doing his impression of Hitler?"
Gern:
So, uh... Tough break on that one testicle thing.
Short_Round:
"Milk. Get yer milk right here. Ice cold milk. Does a body good. Get yer milk!"
Dunxie:
"Heh heh heh... that Dilbert..."
Dunxie:
"Y'know, Dad, this is a nice bar. This reminds me of that little cantina back on Tattooine."
Short_Round:
"I'm having second thoughts about Ilsa. I think I like her after all. I'm going to give her these flowers. Do you think she'll like my mustache?"
Gern:
Damned neighbor kids and their anti-aircraft missiles!
Short_Round:
"Shriners. Why did it have to be *SHRINERS*??"
Dunxie:
"Relax... they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"
Short_Round:
Looks like someone leaned against a Pinto...
Short_Round:
Being caught up in a heated argument, Sallah and Indy fail to notice Ooga Booga sneaking up to devour them.
Dunxie:
"Are you standing above me, or am I standing over you? Confusing, isn't it?"
Gern:
The new Punching Shriners Ride at DisneyWorld!
Dunxie:
Early Pod racing just wasn't very exciting.
Short_Round:
The Japanese deploy their latest weapon to stop Barugon.
Gern:
You fool! Never point a gun at James Bond!
Short_Round:
"I swear, horse, if you don't run faster, I'm-a-gonna shoot ya!"
Short_Round:
Due to a lack of droids found wandering around the desert, the Jawas had to cut back on the size of their Sandcrawler.