Coakley:
"Aw, I don't wanna go to school!"
Coakley:
Sarek ate the bad oysters.
ArtMystery:
Takin' it to the streets... and leavin' it there for the garbagemen.
ArtMystery:
Roger Ebert hits the charts with his surprise remake of Ike and Tina Turner's version of "Proud Mary."
Zonk:
"Stop calling me monkey boy, dammit! One career mistake should not shadow my whole @$%&! life!!!"
Buffoon:
"Yes, I am a lightweight! THIS is all the alcohol I can drink!"
Scypha:
And now... "Weird Alien S&M Theater"
0:00:00:
o/` I'm, too sexy for my burns... o/`
Scypha:
"Tsk, tsk. I do wish my wife would wear some tampons while she's doing sit ups during her period."
y_u_i_otta:
"With our time-share plan, you can actually own Afghanistan."
BlakHat1:
"Psychic phone friends are illogical, Captain."
AltimaDark:
"Evil Women and the men who have no choice but to put up with them, on the next Springer."
amycamus:
It was a closed casket and a small turnout for the viewing of Fido.
cambria:
Casper yawns.
Buffoon:
.oO Prison ain't so bad... At least my sex life has improved.
Buffoon:
.oO Damn manicurist!
cambria:
One is for eating with, and one is for wiping with... never the twain shall meet.
Occupant:
Rarely seen cameo by Marilyn Monroe as "Third Stalagmite"