Meldrick:
Vrooom vroooom! "Christine, come back here, you are not a wood nymph!" Beep-beep!
Occupant:
She's unconsious! Now's my chance!!!
Occupant:
73% more empty sets than the average movie.
Meldrick:
Although competant at his work, the Invisible Man Accounting Firm always ran into trouble over 'billable hours.'
Meldrick:
"A jeep! Now I can drive to safty... hey! That sticker says 'handicapped.' Damn, this car must be reserved for escaping cripples! Damn!"
Meldrick:
You know it's low budget when the cameraman gets his thumb in every frame.
chilwil:
This is you trying to pretend Jesus is blessing your classbooks.
chilwil:
This is your voluptuous mother who will be called in many times to discuss your grades.
chilwil:
This is me forced to make a housecall about your behavior.
chilwil:
This is me as a black man in San Fransisco.
chilwil:
This is me giving the secretary $50 for the great dictation she performed as I wrote my letter of recommendation to your mother.
chilwil:
Your homework will be called in to you at different times.
chilwil:
If I meet your mother at the train station, I may attack.
Splarka:
"Here, let me put some more mayo on your burger." "I didn't think there was any." "I made this myself."
Luna:
"Touch my food again and you're so dead mista!" *who knows where those hands have been*
Splarka:
.o (Damn cyclopians, make me crosseyed)
Meldrick:
Just about anything goes with this.
Gern:
"It's a Wonderful Senate Subcommittee Hearing"