Haight:
Is this Planet of the Apes?? "Hoo-hoo-hoo-haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaahhh!!!!" *Scratch armpit* "Get out of the car!!"
CrazyBob:
PrisonToiletCam.com Have your credit card ready...
Beezo:
"And then... on the side of the car... was a kendo sword!"
Tommys Dad:
Football player finds head with both hands - film at 11:00.
EireCat:
o/` I feel beefy, oh so beefy. I've got muscles and three extra chiiiiins...o/`"
{Ø}:
"He's got him down at the three--wait a minute... the running back is getting on his knees... the cornerback is pulling down his pants... the runner is givin' the guy a BJ-my OH MYYY!!" (Keith Jackson)
UnReality:
"There're pixie sticks here, I can smell 'em. Or... wait. Maybe that's Roger Moore."
stareater:
"Tell them I'm at work!" "But it's your boss!"
UnReality:
"It's a phone. Can I keep it?"
UnReality:
He was his generation's Dolph Lundgren.
The_Seer:
.oO (I'd never thought I'd be sharing a cab with one of the Lone Gunman.)
BlakHat1:
When I black man is in front of that many white people 100 years ago it was either a performance or a lynching!
BlakHat1:
"Hey Chuck Norris! Who broke your arm!" "That damn Bruce Lee!"
BlakHat1:
"A dead seal for the four of us??" "How far do you think 50 cents will GET you in a whorehouse, Jed?"
BlakHat1:
"Umm Jim there's a chamber pot in the corner, no need to piss out the window!"
Bobo:
Bob got violently ill around white farmers from Minnesota.
zoser:
Look up... Look down... See my thumb? Gee, you're dumb.
Haight:
"I see you cap as well. Not bad, not bad. Try to avoid jokes about T'Pol's breasts, that's childish."