stareater:
The New Rosie O'Donnell Lesbian Mechanic Fashionwear Line from WalMart.
Call_Me_Matt:
hmm, why do I collect deformed body parts?
Call_Me_Matt:
I'm kinda Jillian Anderson and this is kinda X-files
Call_Me_Matt:
Another morning dawns and Garry wakes up with a bad hangover, a wig and women's clothing.
GersonK:
"Spare some bactine?"
Archris:
"AHHHH! The exlax isn't working!"
Flap_Clap:
ARRRGHHHHHH HERE COMES THE BABY!!! HEY BOB TAKE HIM OUT!!!
Coakley:
"I wonder how long it will take me to make it to lunch. And 5 o'clock seems nine weeks away."
Coakley:
Ever have one of those days where it seems to take four months to get to 9 a.m.?
Haight:
You're just here to try to convert us to beige-ism aren't you...
Mitchell:
Would the winner of the Be the Biggest Dork and Win a Recurring Role on Star Trek winner please face forward.
Mitchell:
Capt. Picard: Important senior Starfleet command officer and pawn broker.
chilwil:
"Hi. I'm an Andromedan jellyfish, here for your pleasure. Would you like to suck me? "Um, I'm only 16."
Coakley:
"Data must have tried to brown power couplings."
Dhalo:
A face so hard-chiseled you could cut yourself on it...
Joe_Dumb_Baker_Jr:
"Saaay... there's a sale on trenchcoats-" "Why don't you get a leather jacket-" "NO!! THAT'S NOT MY FUCKIN' *LOOK* MAAAN! IT'S NOT MY STYLE!!!" "*Damn... sorry I made the suggestion.*"
Haight:
Judd Hirsch-Dice-Clay
Haight:
"I'm just going to take a break from tending the snack bar for a moment and gaze at the sunset..."