MrAtomik:
Is my dress on crooked?
GersonK:
"We're sorry ma'am, but not only is there no call for one, but our agency lready has a Barbara Bush impersonator."
hippiemonkee:
.oO Damn...I never should have told my friends about my freaky old woman sex fetish Oo.
Buffoon:
"I think it was the huge lesbian orgies we used to have that split us apart. But I digress... Let's get back to the subject at hand."
hippiemonkee:
Tired of men AND women, Anne Heche turns to logos for a little action
Amon:
Torn with strife and conflict, the lead singer in the bar on Carrillon has a radical surgery performed to remove the other two faces from her body. But they STILL remained a very popular trio.
UnReality:
Meanwhile, Danny Kaye surreptitously steals a racing form from the Queen Mother's dresser drawer. The bastard.
Nyssa23:
These pictures are gonna make me a rich man!
UnReality:
"And remember, if Captain That! crashes, just hit refresh over and over again, repeating to yourself that it isn't real, it isn' real. That'll really help ol' Gerson out."
UnReality:
"And so I told her, I don't care WHAT she says, Charles, I think you have a perfectly LOVELY penis."
HelenServo:
How did his arms get loose from the straps?
TrezKu:
Oxy-Clean didn't work...
Eibii:
Here lies the body of Edward Hyde, we laid him here because he died.
Eibii:
Father Guido Sarducci retired to a small suburb outside of Austin, Texas...
Eibii:
Cletus is fond of working in his garage in nothing but his Ford Motors cap and red long underwear (with the butt-flap unbuttoned).
stareater:
"Hi, I'm Ken Lay, former CEO of Enron and new CEO of Sell Out & Screw 'em Inc. If your business needs consulting..."
Eibii:
In 1997, Richard Attenborough went into the Black Hills Forest outside Burkittsville, Maryland, and disappeared. 3 years later, this videotape of him explaining how plants 'do the nasty' was found.
RGrant:
And this house also features a lovely little wading pool in the backyard... Oh wait, the septic tank overflowed.