Shandi:
"I need Turtle Wax, STAT! The shine on my scalp is getting Dull!"
LongLiveRock:
A little present for Osama, I presume.
Shandi:
Hey, when did Christian Slater start doing cheap scifi movies again?
MrAtomik:
Now pay attention 007, we've disguised your rocket sled as a mannequin leg, because we all thought you'd look really funny riding it.
Torgone:
Smell this.
rick12string:
"Wait! Hold it right there.... I got that fly that's been buggin' ya--"
TyranosaurisRex:
Finally. A fresh roll of toilet paper with no sand in it.
MrAtomik:
Hey guys, the Mac and Cheese detector has locked onto something!
MrAtomik:
Now remember, we parked in the desert...
Coakley:
Seconds before Guinan was bit by a snake.
HenryBemis:
"Frankly, Barclay, you're giving the rest of the crew the creeps. If we dropped you off at the nearest M class, do think you could find your way back to Earth?"
Coakley:
Barclay zones out on Gerodi.
The_Seer:
"Twitching? What twitching?"
HenryBemis:
My Dinner With Barclay: a SciFi original.
HenryBemis:
The old man's gone crazy. When the time comes, I hope I can rely on your support."
MrAtomik:
Practicing for when Counselor Troi passes by.
MrAtomik:
Practicing her smacking technique for when she passes by Lt. Barclay.
The_Seer:
"I'm here to get more breast enhancement surgery."