Ryvin:
This is the map of all our secret warheads. Study it closely it will self destruct in 1 minute...
GotMilk:
"And that's how it *should* work, unless Matthew Broderick shows up."
Moatas:
"It's like this, Superior Mother, I'm a man, I have manly needs, but looking at you crushes alot of them."
stareater:
Movies need more shots of windows.
stareater:
...and stairs. More stairs, definitely.
stareater:
The actual footage of Malcolm McDowell selling his soul to the Devil to become a SciFi channel regular.
stareater:
I would've joined this particular game of 'Capture the Flag', but I didn't have a boat.
YingYang:
"Captain's log, stardate 2345.6. I found a dime bag in my captain's chair, and I think I got my first period."
Beedo:
Hostess snack-cakes gain sentience: a Sno-Ball and a cupcake search for victims.
amycamus:
"If they seat us next to the kitchen again I'm gonna say something."
PrezGAR:
Great, I gave another man a heart attack. This time, we didn't even get all my clothes off.
Moatas:
The bridge crew's revenge
Moatas:
'And like a badly lit christmas tree...'
Moatas:
"Look, Robin, it was real and it was fun, but it wasn't real fun. You know?"
Moatas:
...and when Diane dies, being in an episode of Trek will head her credits
Moatas:
"Hercules, I want you to crush this house because the girl here won't party with me."
CapMidnight:
"That's /it/?!? ...I've been waiting all day for the Big Parade... and there're no /floats/?!? ...just /two/ lousy, stinkin' /horses/?!?"
Tommys Dad:
"Dullest toga party I've ever been to."