kjlii:
Laura Ingalls stars in 'The Best Little Whorehouse on the Prarie.'
Starluck:
"Have you seen Xena anywhere, Jo- hey, you're not Joxer!"
Starluck:
Me and Mr. Alienhead aren't tellin' you NOTHIN'!
kjlii:
When Seth has sex on the computer, he really has sex on the computer. Here he is about to upload the contents of a hard drive.
Starluck:
Booger? What're you doing he- oooh, hello, Mr. Bigger Alienhead!
JoeDonSteckler:
Get this thing away from me!
Starluck:
Hello, I'm one of the seven deadly sins... I'm Mr. Sloth.
ControlFreakofNature:
Don't make me come back there...
Pooy_Juice:
It's the new game show "One Dollar Hooker Survivor"
Kosmo:
If the car hadn't stopped right when it did, it would've hit the Saturn logo.
hal_9042:
Damn, why does my ouji board keep spelling this?
geekenstien:
Something about this just says: sexual deviant
geekenstien:
When I put my hand there it makes her laugth and cry at the same time!
geekenstien:
MU HAHA! If you don't meet the ransom by midnight you'll be destroyed! HAHA!
Amon:
Trying to make Lisa.
Amon:
There's nothing more tragic than a drive-by shooting where bums are the targets.
Archris:
"...what do you mean you won't let me in? You bouncers are all the same... Well my chess club thinks I'm cool!"
Generik:
"Who are you calling male chauvinist pig?"