lil_candy_cane:
The crew works overtime to make Jennifer Lopez presentable.
Amon:
That's a big damn saddle...
keyz88:
I was only trying to help the horse over the fence, officer...
TyranosaurisRex:
It's about time they came out with a good handfarting CD
144b:
The whole soundtrack album consists of fart noises made with hands.
AlanPartridge:
News just in, Johnny Rotten hangs himself upside down, here are some pictures.
Starluck:
"Mixing water and expensive equiptment."
Amon:
I call this piece "Surprised Ovion Warrior." What'cha think?
Starluck:
Jon Polito: The only man who can shoot out his contact lenses with his eye.
144b:
Honey? I got my hair cut. Come take a look.
Starluck:
He said he'd kick my balls up so high they'd be in my throat... *cough cough* But I thought he was kidding...
Starluck:
Xena, having eaten the horse, goes in for a new Harley...
Amon:
Xena interviews a new sidekick. "So, what do you think about Ellen Degeneres?" "Ewww... Like she's horrible!" "OK... NEXT!"
cajunmoose25:
Geez, what did you have for lunch, a garlic and dogcrap sandwich?
Starluck:
C'mon, she'll never know. "Stop it Xena, you're scaring me."
cajunmoose25:
Xena, hold me! I'm scared of my own shadow!
Starluck:
Xena enjoys this new thing called... a mocha latte.
Starluck:
There's no place like home, there's no place like home...