warlock42:
Give it to me straight, doctor... am I gonna have puppies?
fuelthepotfrog:
No one will get hurt if you put the damned powdered-suger donut down... NOW MAGGOT!
Vicious:
Hillary Clinton just took the longest, God-awfulest poop in her life!
destroysociety:
I said pray! Now get down and pray or I'll bust a cap in your ass!
lowfi:
Hey, isn't that illegal in like 22 states?
sanspants:
.o(casually wipe the drool...)
MrAtomik:
"What do you think folks? Should I sell my convertible or not?" "PLEASE, sell the damned thing." "I didn't ask YOU Londo!"
mrman486:
You don't know what it's like living in the blood stream all alone... Ya wanna have sex?!
Zuckuss11120:
Who video taped me sleeping?
Vicious:
"Speaking as a double amputee, I firmly believe in the right to bear arms!"
Amon:
Wow, they're right! The Northern Lights are AWESOME!
Amon:
In a massive Sci Fi Crossover movie, Adama, Wez and Zan from Farscape pilot a Cylon Raider on a mission against the Maquis.
Annakie7:
Looks like he's frozen in the middle... put him in at 300 degrees for ten more minutes.
Vicious:
"I can explain the brown walls: You see, I have a severe addiction. I... well, let me put it this way. Pull my finger!"
SilverBolt:
Then that means I CAN lay my eggs in your chest? Oh, your the best friend a girl could have!
Amon:
In the background is Carrot Top, as he was before his red hair. He went by the moniker ShitHead, but people were reluctant to hire him.
MrAtomik:
In an attempt to confuse Godzilla, giant heads have been placed on all electrical cable towers surrounding Tokyo.
AustinThreeSixteen:
Babylon 5's answer to Star Trek's redshirts